vice precedent

ESPN is always broadcasting the World Series of Poker. And I'm sorry, but poker is NOT a sport. Poker is gambling, and gambling is a vice. What vice centered event is the next big thing? E-quipped Productions is working on some ideas to pitch to ESPN:

The Superbowl of Chain Smoking
World Cup of Booze
Prostituition 500
US Open Relationship
Recreational Drug Derby (the White Pony always wins, by a nose)