I'm curious about the story behind the "Do Not Eat" printed on the silica packets included w/some products. Did someone open up their box of shoes and think, "Reebok shoes, AND candy!"

Illiteration

One in four adults read no books at all in the past year, according to an Associated Press-Ipsos poll released Tuesday.

One in four adults also did not read the survey's results.

Speeders: Cut it out!

An Ohio man is using cardboard cutouts of his children to discourage motorists from speeding on his busy street.

It's worked so well that his wife has placed a cardboard cutout of herself in the yard to discourage his friends from visiting the house.

I was raised by a crazy Jewish mother who couldn't cook very well. Her excuse is that she comes from a long line of Jewish women afraid to go near ovens.

MySpace has found 29,000 registered sex offenders in its database of users. But what worries me is the amount of unregistered sex offenders lurking on the site--because the registered offenders are at least responsible enough to fill out the required paperwork.

Life is like a rollercoaster

that I'm always in line for. .

There's No False Start in Rape

NYC police have nabbed Alvin Henry, a serial rapist who was also an Olympic sprinter for Trinidad & Tobago.

People like this really upset me—good at TWO things? I’m not even good at ONE thing.

How do you stop a guy like this?? Certainly not with a gun; he’s used to running world class speed when he hears one fired.

Thomas Edison said that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which means that the little Malaysian boy who made my shoes is friggin' brilliant.