flattery?
Don't be fooled when someone says "You're one in a million!". What they're really saying is that there are about 300 more people like you in the US alone, and 6000 worldwide.
posted by likover at
9:15 AM
4.14.2006
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- Name: likover
- Location: The Ha Ha Farm,, CA, United States
Once upon a time I wrote Conan O'Brien's Twitter bio. Also, my jokes have appeared on Conan O'Brien's Team Coco, Los Angeles Times, Top Story! Weekly, Jeopardy!, TheGist.com, and Disappointed Jewish Mother's Yearly. Please contact me if you can make them appear in more places.
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