tonguing chic

The name of the band that I'm never gonna start.

my job

People always ask about my job, to which I reply, "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself."

ancient chinese marriage proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beholden.

flattery?

Don't be fooled when someone says "You're one in a million!". What they're really saying is that there are about 300 more people like you in the US alone, and 6000 worldwide.

today's mantra

In grammar there are rules; in writing there is none.