the big glue factory in the sky

R.I.P. Barbaro April 29th 2003 - January 30th 2007

coming to a frat party near you. .

e-quipped productions presents:

THE POPPED COLLAR COMEDY TOUR

featuring Gary the Digital Cable Dude, Geoff Fuxworthy, bitches, a keg of Heine, and rap muzak.

$tripper$

I prefer to get lap dances from strippers w/foreign auto names, because they're less likely to breakdown on me. Sure, the parts are more expensive, but they're totally worth it.

lost

I started watching that tv show LOST, and I can't imagine how bad that would suck to be stranded on an island. With a bunch of actors.

plasma donors

I think it's important for people to become plasma donors. Because there are many sick people who could really use a nice tv.